SPECIAL NOTE: Shit City is still on hiatus, but will return soon! I have taken down the “Love Letter to Readers” because it was super ugly, and will replace it with something else soon. Love, Colignon
The race for 200 Facebook fans presses on!
I want to give a major shoutout this week to our new web programmer Vincenzo McEberle, who is pretty much the best dude ever because he did all the work changing the site from its old, boring default-Wordpress state into its fancy new shit-brown incarnation. Thank you so much, Vince. In case you superfans out there are interested, Vincenzo is a major Cleveland Indians fan, plays the accordian, and I am concerned about his drug problem.
Speaking of baseball, last night may or may not have been the greatest night of regular season baseball ever (it was, and the reasons are beautifully explained here) but the real news had nothing to do with the Red Sox, Rays, Braves or Cardinals. The real news is a very special embrace in Los Angeles and a brave new world in Miami.
Don’t like sports? Maybe you are a woman? Thinking about trying cigarettes? Chick Meehan’s got you covered.
This awesome comic was under mine on Reddit today. But then I voted it up so now it’s over mine! These things happen.
Also, Baby Boomers totally broke our country. I agree.

The newer, much better couch looks like it has some specific stains of its own already.
Awesome comic!
Nah, I’m pretty sure those are new couch sparkles…
we are still here waiting so don’t worry
yup!
yay website is back up!
yes luckly! I was kind of afraid it was lost!
website back up -again!